Ok, Just when I thought I've seen it all, I'm wrong again. I'm talking about "Fat Guys in the Woods". This show has fat guys in the woods who have to find something to eat on their own. What a novel idea. If that's not enough to make you want to lose weight, how about fat guys who work on cars? First, they feed us America's Biggest Loser, where obese people try to lose weight, then they want us to think it's cool to be obese. Hey, I have an idea for a new show! Rescue Producer. This show rescues us all from all of the other rescue shows on television. They rescue restaurants, rescue bars, rescue hotels and any and all of the other rescue shows that they may come up with. How about a show called RESCUE ME?!? What do you guys and ladies think about that one?
How about a show called Housewives of Convicted Killers on Death Row? It would fit in with all of the other housewives of this or that, that are on T.V. By the way, did you hear that they are going to televise Charlie Manson getting married? Man, I hope the Prez doesn't decide to interrupt the broadcast with a speech! I hope I don't miss that one. Come on HBO, Cinemax(or Skinemax), Showtime, or the Playboy Channel.....here's a show for you guys. Really Obese People Trying to Have Sex in the Woods While Being Rescued from Really Skinny Naked Porn Paparazzi, with Dr. Phil. Oh, what a show! Signing off until next time......
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